York introduces a new, magical mascot: Gandalf the Goose
As York unveils its newest mascot, community members question why it happened in the first place.
COVID-19 vaccine found to cause adverse scavenger-like side effects in Toronto recipients
Side effects have also been linked to the recent surge in vicious raccoon attacks throughout the city.
Save a dollar (Screw the athlete)
OUA athletes at York are thinking two steps aheads and beating the shareholders to the punchline.
BREAKING NEWS: COVID-19 confirmed to be created by boomers to blind Gen Zs and Millennials
Unappreciated Seniors Society release hand-written statement faulting themselves for COVID-19 pandemic.
The millennial meltdown: York community implodes after a campus-wide technology ban
COVID-19 has forced many to become addicted to various forms of technology. York has attempted to come up with a solution to curb these issues, however this has seemingly made things worse.
Are strikes the solution for improving students’ mental health?
The York Federation of Mental Health considers a strike as a symbol of support and solidarity for the mental health of students.
With rising gas prices comes the new age of horse riding
Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to modern day polo, where the only things being kicked are limits and gas prices.
Kim Kardashian urges the working class to “Get up and work”, improves rates of self-employment in women by 50 per cent
Kim Kardashian offers advice for women in business to work, well, more than they already are.