The Infamous Five-Foot-Ten Hoodie Man Has Been Caught!
After months of fear due to a series of robberies at York University, the five-foot-ten suspect has finally been caught, and most are beyond flabbergasted.
Tag: Satire
Netflix Implements Monitoring Rule While Streaming
To combat inflation, Netflix is now limiting streaming services to only one person per screen.
Government Corrects Alcohol Guidelines — Again
An editing error resulted in recommendation of no more than 2 standard drinks per week; the corrected recommendation is 200 per week.
“Nobody has any rights” says the privileged man
Canada has always prided itself as the True North strong and free, but recent events have caused us to become divided beyond repair.
Odd tales of pandemic’s past: Year Two
Human-raccoons roaming the streets, giant silver forks part of a twisted game show, and yes, another looming strike. What else did you expect going into this? It’s the Satire Feature, it’s gonna get weird.
Fast fashion will be completely dismantled by Earth Day
In an effort to fix global warming, large fashion company CEOs discuss their pledges to become fully eco-conscious.
York introduces a new, magical mascot: Gandalf the Goose
As York unveils its newest mascot, community members question why it happened in the first place.
COVID-19 vaccine found to cause adverse scavenger-like side effects in Toronto recipients
Side effects have also been linked to the recent surge in vicious raccoon attacks throughout the city.
Save a dollar (Screw the athlete)
OUA athletes at York are thinking two steps aheads and beating the shareholders to the punchline.
BREAKING NEWS: COVID-19 confirmed to be created by boomers to blind Gen Zs and Millennials
Unappreciated Seniors Society release hand-written statement faulting themselves for COVID-19 pandemic.